my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
(via noamina)
Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.
It’s like she saw the future or something
(via zathalia)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(via zathalia)
You know those people that are so pretty that even when they make a weird face as a joke they’re still attractive and
(via zathalia)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
(via zathalia)
- usb won’t plug in
- flip it over
- still nothing
- flip it over again
- magically fits
(Source: nosdrinker, via zathalia)
so my brother loaded a running hack on his copy of wild world
omg what
why am i laughing so hard
(via chocoooooooo)
